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Monday, October 31, 2005The Mystery of Morning Wood |
| Ok, from the title itself, you know this is gonna be a weird entry. Kids, go play for a while. It's one of the mysteries of the universe... What causes morning wood? According to this article, guys have several erections during their sleep cycle. Sometimes we wake up smack dab in the middle of one, and voila! Morning wood. Morning wood is a normal occurance and is nothing to worry about. However, it's very difficult to pee in the morning when you have an erection, and I usually have to go really bad when I wake up. Morning wood is a strange phenomenon to me. There are different levels of, uhm, woodiness... from semi-hard to flat out super boner. My guess is that it probably has something to do with what time you wake up or how awesome your dream was. There are times where you wake up, notice your boner and go, "Holy crap! That must've been some dream!" Next thing on your mind would probably be what you're gonna do with it. You can just stare at it and wait for it to go away, or you can... well, that's basically up to you and how imaginative you can be. If you're lucky, you can ask the person next to you if they can help you out. For all the ladies out there who don't know about morning wood, now you know. This is just in case you might wake up next to your partner one morning and bitch slap him or something just because he accidentally pokes you. Don't worry about it, it doesn't mean he's a horny pervert (maybe). Most likely, it's just morning wood. listening to: The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha feat. Busta Rhymes |
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